Tracking your order — Scroggy's DopaDash

300.00Dop Coins

Scroggy's DopaDash is a simulation. Every restaurant, dish, price, review, courier and delivery window on this site is invented. No real food is cooked, no real money moves, no order is ever dispatched and nothing leaves your browser — your basket, wallet and reviews live in localStorage and nowhere else. Food photography is real, sourced free from Unsplash and credited on each dish, or generated; the wizard only invented the names. Sister site to Scroggy's Dopamart. Order freely; nobody is coming.

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Delivery and a tip for the wizard get added at imaginary checkout. None of it is real money and none of it is coming.

Scroggy the delivery wizard driving off with the order