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Seventy-two things Scroggy claims he can cook.
Warming the imaginary fryers…
0 calories · 0 dollars · 0 deliveries
Order everything.
Eat nothing.
Scroggy has opened twelve restaurants that do not exist and hired one courier who is, frankly, himself. Build an order, pick a delivery window, leave a note for the driver, watch it come — and then get on with your evening, because it never arrives.
